This Web Developer Gets Paid To Get Drunk And Test Client’s Websites

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A web developer has figured out a way to live the dream, getting drunk and getting paid at the same time.

Richard Littauer is the founder of The User Is Drunk, a website testing service. For $250 per site, he will get intoxicated and run tests on his client’s websites. The reasoning is that if a website can be used by a drunk person, it is truly user-friendly.

As an added bonus, he posts his screencasts online so that people who are interested in web development or developing their own site can pick up some tips:

[O]ne of the things Richard guarantees is that you will get to see footage of him in action and that he will be posting those videos publicly — obviously so we can all learn something about UX from the process.

The demand is so high for Littauer’s services that he has raised…

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God’s work or Satan’s

During my late, unlamented sexless marriage, I perfected my current sexual obsession.  I react much more like a 20 year old than someone 50-something

And I also interacted with men, but mostly women, who were similarly situated. Yes there really are men who won’t fuck their willing, even aggressively willing, often very attractive wives

As part of my “self-triage” I would work at rekindling these neglected women’s eroticism.   This didn’t always entail direct sex. Many times it involves making them feel desired, developing their erotic fantasies  watching, listening and encouraging them to explore themselves and revel in touch.   

These women then made decisions based on sexual feelings long denied.  I remember fondly beautiful smiles of women who took themselves from largely wooden reactions to triggering nearly violent orgasms with even their own brief simple touch

Happily or sadly, many of their relationships did not survive.  They found lovers, new spouses or just determined that they did not have to accept sexual neglect in response to their sexual generosity

I like to think I was doing God’s work.   But, was I?   I have no regrets either way 

Tucker Carlson’s Brother Reminds Us Why Hitting Reply All Is Sometimes A Huge Mistake

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Now I want to preface this by asking you to hold your judgment for a moment. I am aware that talking about Tucker Carlson and the things that escape his mouth can sometimes get people heated, but I want you to put that aside and try to judge these email conversations on their content alone.

The emails in question regard a conversation between spokesman for New York City mayor Bill de Blasio, Amy Spitalnick, and Tucker Carlson, with some cameos by other players at different points. The contact was the result of Spitalnick’s attempts to get a correction for a story at The Daily Caller by writer Peter Fricke concerning de Blasio’s comments about President Obama’s transportation proposal.

Caller editor Christopher Bedford got pulled into the lengthy email back and forth, leading to the reply, “We’re reviewing the video now, Amy. If you annoy me with another whiny email…

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A New Study Says Watching Porn Is Great For Your Sex Life

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A new study out of UCLA aimed at determining whether watching pornography can have a negative effect on a man’s sexual performance — and even cause erectile dysfunction — found quite the opposite.

The study can be found on ResearchGate, but if you’re not into poring over the tedium of medical research, the document’s title tells you everything you need to know: Viewing Sexual Stimuli Associated with Greater Sexual Responsiveness, Not Erectile Dysfunction.

The Daily Dot has a quick and easy breakdown.

Nicole Prause and James Pfaus wrote in their paper for the Journal of Sexual Medicine, a totally real periodical and not the name of an R&B album, “[Visual sexual stimuli] use within the range of hours tested is unlikely to negatively impact sexual functioning, given that responses actually were stronger in those who viewed more VSS.” That is to say, of their 280 subjects, those…

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Jimmy Kimmel Does Drunken Piggyback Squats With Julia Louis-Dreyfus And Inspires A Nation

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While appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live to promote the upcoming fourth season of HBO’s Veep, Julia Louis-Dreyfus talks the wigs she wears as Selina Meyer and her friendly relationship with Vice President Joe Biden. Biden actually contacted the fictional VP (now “P”) to loop her in on Michelle Obama’s Gimme Five challenge. Smart cookie that she is, Louis-Dreyfus successfully convinced a drunk Kimmel to do five squats… with her on his back. I expect Pinterest to be all over this fitspo.

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Sextoys et couple – derniers achats #3

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Fort heureusement, nous n’en sommes pas restés à l’expérience du dauphin rose vibrant. A l’heure actuelle, nous en sommes à espérer gagner au loto afin de disposer d’un budget illimité pour faire entrer tous ces merveilleux objets en contact avec nos parties génitales.

Nous avons passé notre dernière commande à la boutique en ligne de Dèmonia.

Ne croyez pas ce qu’ils vous disent sur la page d’accueil du site ; Dèmonia, ce n’est pas que du fétish et du BDSM. On y trouve des sextoys et accessoires classiques et plus si l’on souhaite.

Les gros points positifs des produits vendus par Dèmonia sont :

1. La qualité. Vous n’y trouverez aucune merdasse de l’acabit des sextoys rose Barbie dont je vous ai parlé dans le #2.

2. Le style. Le rose, le mauve et le violet laissent leur place au noir, au métal et à la transparence

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Masturbation féminine: 13 bonnes raisons de s’y adonner fréquemment

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Masturbation féminine, l’art de se détendre émotionnellement et physiquement

Le Pr Streicher, gynécologue,  interrogée sur la pratique de l’autoerotisme féminin explique que la masturbation participe à l’ état de santé général chez la femme:

  • aide à mieux dormir
  • diminue le stress
  • on se sent mieux dans sa peau.

Le Dr Streicher  conseille la masturbation qui un moyen de se détendre émotionnellement et physiquement.

Je vous invite à lire l’article suivant et pour les anglophones, de faire on tour sur http://drstreicher.com/

via Masturbation féminine: 13 bonnes raisons de s’y adonner fréquemment.

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