Quick-Thinking Florida Woman Offers A Cop Oral Sex After Kicking Him In The Balls

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Protip: After you’ve kicked someone in the balls, they might not want a mouth there. You’ll never know unless you ask, but assume the answer is “no,” especially if that person is a police officer. This is the lesson learned by Beatrize Carrion-Moore, a Florida woman who was recently picked up by police for soliciting sex in a West Palm Beach bar. Apparently, for Carrion-Moore, this is just a typical night at Boonies, but the manager wasn’t really having it. Police were called, police arrived, police cuffed Carrion-Moore and took her and her hyperactive mouth into custody.

Magically, Carrion-Moore slipped out of the handcuffs, a struggle ensued, and one cop ended up with a foot lodged in his crotch. Once the feisty young lady realized what she’d done, she tried to make things right:

Once she was secured in the back of the patrol car, Carrion-Moore continued to offer…

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6 thoughts on “Quick-Thinking Florida Woman Offers A Cop Oral Sex After Kicking Him In The Balls

  1. “After you’ve kicked someone in the balls, they might not want a mouth there.”

    Cute article. The first reason I think this is a bad idea is due to the further potential charges but this writer has a very good point!

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