About Man of mystery

50something man with eclectic adventurous taste in just about everything. I play here.

The Awakening … Part 1

I read Lucypurr’s Sleep Over … and my thoughts returned to long ago …

My sister was a very helpful girl.   She was a year  older than me   When I was 11 or 12 she showed me where a stash of classic playboy magazines was – my 20 year old neighbor had “bequeathed” them to me when he got married, but my mom had hidden them until I was older …

For a young man before the Internet, it was a treasure trove of erotic images.  I was overcome in the moment and started to stroke my young cock that was plastered to my stomach.  My mom wasn’t home, but I lost track of my sister …  

After a short time I stuffed the magazine under my shirt and carefully walked to my small upstairs bedroom. and shut the door. The door would not close all the way … it left about a 4 inch gap …

I stripped off my Levi’s and laid down on my bed facing the door, not thinking about anything but Miss November and my cock   Soon I began to leak on the thin white cotton of my briefs – tightly whities-  so I stripped them off, struggling to get them over my erection. My teenaged cock was so hard it was tight against me.  So I wet my hand with what I later learned was precum and stroked myself.  

The centerfold was an Asian. She wore only dance leggings (which began a lifelong obsession with dancers) …

I felt my cock jump every time I stroked it.  It was experimental …  I felt the smooth slickness of my hardness.  It was fascinating but I was riveted to the huge breasts and compact Asian bush.   And my throbbing tingling cock …  

Before long I started to feel my cock contract and then shoot hot cum all over my stomach. 

This was a long time ago and I was unprepared for the mess, but especially unprepared for the the smell. 

 I didn’t know what to do.  I was an alter boy for God’s sake.   I knew that someone in my tiny house would smell it and  find out.

 My cum smelled good to me. It was warm and thick. So , in a panic I scraped the gooey cum off of my stomach and tasted it.  I remember it tasting surprisingly good – sweet but bitter too. So I scraped it up and sucked it off my fingers ….  I wiped the rest off with my underwear and stashed the cum/damp white underwear under my pillow. 

Then I remembered my sister was home. I felt exhilarated but confused and guilty – like I knew a secret that I was not supposed to know. But I knew I had to get out of the house 

I saw my sister when I went downstairs and I remember telling her I was going out to play ball.  She mumbled something and I left quickly to go down the block

But when I came back to my room that night  there was nothing under my pillow …

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Quick-Thinking Florida Woman Offers A Cop Oral Sex After Kicking Him In The Balls

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Protip: After you’ve kicked someone in the balls, they might not want a mouth there. You’ll never know unless you ask, but assume the answer is “no,” especially if that person is a police officer. This is the lesson learned by Beatrize Carrion-Moore, a Florida woman who was recently picked up by police for soliciting sex in a West Palm Beach bar. Apparently, for Carrion-Moore, this is just a typical night at Boonies, but the manager wasn’t really having it. Police were called, police arrived, police cuffed Carrion-Moore and took her and her hyperactive mouth into custody.

Magically, Carrion-Moore slipped out of the handcuffs, a struggle ensued, and one cop ended up with a foot lodged in his crotch. Once the feisty young lady realized what she’d done, she tried to make things right:

Once she was secured in the back of the patrol car, Carrion-Moore continued to offer…

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This Web Developer Gets Paid To Get Drunk And Test Client’s Websites

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A web developer has figured out a way to live the dream, getting drunk and getting paid at the same time.

Richard Littauer is the founder of The User Is Drunk, a website testing service. For $250 per site, he will get intoxicated and run tests on his client’s websites. The reasoning is that if a website can be used by a drunk person, it is truly user-friendly.

As an added bonus, he posts his screencasts online so that people who are interested in web development or developing their own site can pick up some tips:

[O]ne of the things Richard guarantees is that you will get to see footage of him in action and that he will be posting those videos publicly — obviously so we can all learn something about UX from the process.

The demand is so high for Littauer’s services that he has raised…

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God’s work or Satan’s

During my late, unlamented sexless marriage, I perfected my current sexual obsession.  I react much more like a 20 year old than someone 50-something

And I also interacted with men, but mostly women, who were similarly situated. Yes there really are men who won’t fuck their willing, even aggressively willing, often very attractive wives

As part of my “self-triage” I would work at rekindling these neglected women’s eroticism.   This didn’t always entail direct sex. Many times it involves making them feel desired, developing their erotic fantasies  watching, listening and encouraging them to explore themselves and revel in touch.   

These women then made decisions based on sexual feelings long denied.  I remember fondly beautiful smiles of women who took themselves from largely wooden reactions to triggering nearly violent orgasms with even their own brief simple touch

Happily or sadly, many of their relationships did not survive.  They found lovers, new spouses or just determined that they did not have to accept sexual neglect in response to their sexual generosity

I like to think I was doing God’s work.   But, was I?   I have no regrets either way 

Tucker Carlson’s Brother Reminds Us Why Hitting Reply All Is Sometimes A Huge Mistake

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Now I want to preface this by asking you to hold your judgment for a moment. I am aware that talking about Tucker Carlson and the things that escape his mouth can sometimes get people heated, but I want you to put that aside and try to judge these email conversations on their content alone.

The emails in question regard a conversation between spokesman for New York City mayor Bill de Blasio, Amy Spitalnick, and Tucker Carlson, with some cameos by other players at different points. The contact was the result of Spitalnick’s attempts to get a correction for a story at The Daily Caller by writer Peter Fricke concerning de Blasio’s comments about President Obama’s transportation proposal.

Caller editor Christopher Bedford got pulled into the lengthy email back and forth, leading to the reply, “We’re reviewing the video now, Amy. If you annoy me with another whiny email…

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A New Study Says Watching Porn Is Great For Your Sex Life

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A new study out of UCLA aimed at determining whether watching pornography can have a negative effect on a man’s sexual performance — and even cause erectile dysfunction — found quite the opposite.

The study can be found on ResearchGate, but if you’re not into poring over the tedium of medical research, the document’s title tells you everything you need to know: Viewing Sexual Stimuli Associated with Greater Sexual Responsiveness, Not Erectile Dysfunction.

The Daily Dot has a quick and easy breakdown.

Nicole Prause and James Pfaus wrote in their paper for the Journal of Sexual Medicine, a totally real periodical and not the name of an R&B album, “[Visual sexual stimuli] use within the range of hours tested is unlikely to negatively impact sexual functioning, given that responses actually were stronger in those who viewed more VSS.” That is to say, of their 280 subjects, those…

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Jimmy Kimmel Does Drunken Piggyback Squats With Julia Louis-Dreyfus And Inspires A Nation

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While appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live to promote the upcoming fourth season of HBO’s Veep, Julia Louis-Dreyfus talks the wigs she wears as Selina Meyer and her friendly relationship with Vice President Joe Biden. Biden actually contacted the fictional VP (now “P”) to loop her in on Michelle Obama’s Gimme Five challenge. Smart cookie that she is, Louis-Dreyfus successfully convinced a drunk Kimmel to do five squats… with her on his back. I expect Pinterest to be all over this fitspo.

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